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@trims_the_fat: I put winks at the end of texts to add a confusing air of creepy.

"Making breakfast. ;)"
"Walking the dog. ;)"
"Broke in to your house ;)"

I put winks at the end of texts to add a confusing air of creepy. 

“Making breakfast. ;)”
“Walking the dog. ;)”
“Broke in to your house ;)”

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