@Glove_Monkey: I quit cold turkey. I just reheat it now.
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@ibid78: "You know why I pulled you over?" "Does anyone know why anyone's pulled over?" "Wow. You're free to go." "Is anyone free?" "Oh you're good."
@WhiskeySoured: If you feel like you're going through a rough patch, just remember that it only lasts through adulthood.
@Mr_Kapowski: *scientist finishes bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal and begins drinking the milk* "Wait just one damn minute" - How horchata was born