@Glove_Monkey: I quit cold turkey. I just reheat it now.
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@LaetPO: Tragic News: Plane carrying Donald Trump underwent massive turbulence, lost engine power, stalled, but landed safely.
@NomDeBenoit: Me: *sets alarm for 7am* Brain: Sounds important! I'm going to go ahead and wake you up three hours early
@roostermustache: Obama:*sits down and whoopee cushion makes fart noise* what th- JOE Biden:*tears in his eyes, points at trump* HE WAS SUPPOSED TO SIT THERE
@WilliamAder: My wife is visiting her mother this weekend, so the cat and I are smoking cigars and playing poker.