@Glove_Monkey: I quit cold turkey. I just reheat it now.
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@JediGigi: Me: [I run into the break room at work] You! You have summoned me! I am here. Coworker: What? Me: You just summoned me. I heard you. Coworker: I opened a can of Spaghettios. Me: Yes.
@Home_Halfway: An octopus is very cool because if Snow White and the Seven Dwarves were drowning, it would have enough tentacles to save all of them.
@underchilde: [At neighbor's barbecue] Neighbor: How would you like your steak? Me: At my house with no any company.
@hypervoid: wait, do bisexuals experience sexual attraction twice a year or once every two years