@evanrhorne: I quit my job today!! The money from that Nigerian king arrives tomorrow, I'm so excited.
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@Manda_like_wine: My cat just started kneading my back in bed and I said "not now" so wish us luck we're officially married.
@heroinsdemise: What many don't know, "Riverdance" was invented while waiting in line at the ladies toilet.