@evanrhorne: I quit my job today!! The money from that Nigerian king arrives tomorrow, I'm so excited.
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@trentistweeting: ok boss, i duck taped the hostage's mouth shut "you mean duct taped, right?" um... *cuts to hostage with live mallard stuffed in his mouth*
@The_JRM: Captain America: WHERE ARE YOU WE NEED YOU Black WINDOW: FOR THE LAST TIME YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER
@imence2: I always take my kids on vacation during drug awareness week...because there's just some things they should learn from their dad.