@evanrhorne: I quit my job today!! The money from that Nigerian king arrives tomorrow, I'm so excited.
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@causticbob: Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
@VodkaThursday: There's a lot of mountains high enough to keep me away from you. You see that Everest mountain? Ain't no way I'm climbing that for you.
@iwearaonesie: me *walks into house* wife: Where are the kids? me *turns around and goes back out*