@robyn_vo: I ran into a hot guy at the grocery store last week and he hasn't tracked me down and proposed to me yet. This is why I hate movies.
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@truegritrumble: HER: Impress me. ME: I own a record label- HER: Ooooooo ME: er. A record labelER. It makes labels for my Abba vinyls.
@CurlsOnGirls: Sing like no one is listening. Dance like you need to be shot with a tranquilizer dart.
@juliussharpe: People hiking with a giant stick never seem any better at hiking than the rest of us.