@DionneMcNutt: I ran into my ex husband the other day. I could have sworn the light was green.
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@007Pepe_Rex: When you're in the voting booth this fall, remember that Abe Lincoln didn't slay all those vampires so that Trump could become President.
@Supafunkadunka: If your cat brings home a dead bird and presents it to you, don't be rude. Take a little bite.
@weinerdog4life: Babies are just like turtles, keep them in water and also feed them turtle food.