@DionneMcNutt: I ran into my ex husband the other day. I could have sworn the light was green.
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@AristotlesNZ: Me: I cant tell you how to do everything. You need to figure out how to do things on your own 5yo: Ok Me:. 5yo:. Me:. 5yo: How do I do that?