@DionneMcNutt: I ran into my ex husband the other day. I could have sworn the light was green.
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@sucittaM: Ask someone if they'll watch your bag for you but never actually leave just sit there and watch your bag together with your new friend.
@CodyJP9412: Old people that say tattoos are a waste of money: You have entire cabinets dedicated to plates that no one is allowed to use.
@loneblockbuster: Get pissed all you want but if we brought a screaming baby into your workplace you would ask us to leave it outside too.