@DionneMcNutt: I ran into my ex husband the other day. I could have sworn the light was green.
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@Dwarven_Cleric: Darth Vader: "Listen Luke, this is a new arrangement for both of us. Let's not force things. Just let me know if you need a hand."
@AmishPornStar1: I love when I can still smell your colon on my pillow the next day. -why spelling matters
@Amburglar_: I hate when I'm getting a back rub & he stops 3 mins in & says "my thumbs hurt." It's not like I ever say "My jaw hurts." I finish the job.