@thrillhicks: I ran into the guy who delivered my pizzas a couple nights ago at a concert and he didn’t even remember who I was. Never meet your heroes.
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@briancthayer: Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the other losers who missed a 15 million square mile target.
@dom_selleck: Get on your knees. Crawl towards me. Look under the couch. I think I lost the remote under there.
@BruceForce: Haha, murder? No officer, I just wanted to see what would happen if I planted a human
@weinerdog4life: Me: it's robocop Wife: it's not robocop it's dangerous *a roomba with a gun taped to it is shooting at our cat*