@SlipperySecret: I ran out of excuses to get out of family gatherings, so I moved out of state.
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@weinerdog4life: Honey, I made the news! Apparently that old lady I fought at the library wasn't a ghost
@behindyourback: Let he who is without sin throw the first stone. After that we'll go by who has the birthday closest to today, then by height.
@BuckyIsotope: 4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident sugarless gum. The 5th dentist is busy butchering protected wildlife.