@SlipperySecret: I ran out of excuses to get out of family gatherings, so I moved out of state.
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@roostermustache: Me: yeah was bingo the name of the dog or the farmer Professor: i meant questions about the exa- holy shit
@GaryJanetti: I just found out five people I went to high school with are dead. What's taking the rest of them so long?
@PinkCamoTO: If you think Lord of the Flies couldn't happen, you've clearly never seen a group of 7 year olds go after a piñata.
@Contwixt: If I was a witch I would cast vague and subtle spells. So and so never gets to see a rainbow again. That type of stuff.