@SlipperySecret: I ran out of excuses to get out of family gatherings, so I moved out of state.
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@TPAIN: Yo. Real shit. Just bcause you went and got your logo printed on some t-shirts, that does NOT mean you have a clothing company. U got shirts
@mellimelle: I spend 90% of my life trying to do the right thing and the other half wondering why I don't understand Math.
@olerunkbitch: Made a weird face in the mirror this morning and I looked like Ted Cruz. This is my suicide note.