@jackiembouvier: I reached blindly inside my cavernous mom bag for a lip balm and I touched something I didn't recognize. Go on without me.
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@AristotlesNZ: Your Honor, for our opening motion in this murder trial, the defense would like to submit, as exhibit A, the victim's ringtone.
@Flykins: regardless means without regard irregardless means the same as regardless except you never had any English classes
@KeetPotato: never trust a person who says they don't like chocolate, even dogs eat chocolate and it kills them