@TGIJeff: I react to the phrase "open bar" the way my dog reacts to everything
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@biggsmoke814: Where's Jesus when you need him. There's only 2 fish sticks left and I've got company coming.
@Parker_Simpson: If ur a guy riding on a motorcycle with another guy, it's best to sit facing each other. 1 man mounted behind another that just looks bad
@LinajkReturns: You have beautiful eyes. Too bad they're attached to the head of a stark raving lunatic.