@TGIJeff: I react to the phrase "open bar" the way my dog reacts to everything
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@ceejoyner: Pretty nervous about the guy who dropped out of mechanic school the second they showed us how to cut a brake line.
@msdanifernandez: [dean tries handing me a diploma as I walk across the stage] I have a boyfriend
@ScreaminZeman: I hate you more than the guy that raised his hand after the teacher said we could all go early if there are no more questions.
@shegotagronk: Every time my gf stays over we reenact the last scene from Titanic. She hogs 99% of the bed while I'm in the floor hanging on for dear life.