@trevso_electric: I read a sad statistic that something like 2% of all sushi goes un-Instagrammed.
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@causticbob: There are 4 stages in life 1)You believe in Santa Claus 2)You don't believe in Santa Claus 3)You are Santa Claus 4)You look like Santa Claus
@maddyalou: Son: Will you please just try to act normal today? Me: You're going to have to be more specific.
@Dawn_M_: I'm crying and wearing a falcon glove so I get sympathy sex from people who think my falcon flew away.
@bobbiejo448: Dora could get to her destination in half the time if Swiper were in prison where he belongs.