@trevso_electric: I read a sad statistic that something like 2% of all sushi goes un-Instagrammed.
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@Darlainky: I FREAKING SWEAR!! IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME WHAT AN EASY-GOING, PATIENT, AND CHILL PERSON I AM, I'M GONNA LOSE IT!!!!
@ShortSleeveSuit: [working at prison coffee shop] I walk up to the biggest guy in there & punch his loyalty card bc repeat customers are crucial to business
@ruinedpicnic: some people want to be buried when they die. others want to be cremated. personally, I think I would like to be brought back to life