@trevso_electric: I read a sad statistic that something like 2% of all sushi goes un-Instagrammed.
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@myonlymizztake: I wish Adele would hurry up and put out another album so I could end this relationship.
@specialhug: Hi. I'm Sarah McLachlan. Every year, thousands of innocent dragons are hunted for their balls
@Fatgoldfish4: I dunno if anyone else follows Play-Doh on Facebook but you should cause they're doing some serious damage control
@GreenishDuck: Next time you're having a bad day just remember that alligators spend their whole lives looking like they're trying to do a push-up.