@LazerPunch: I read that 83% of prison inmates are Christians...should I be concerned with my safety when I'm up in Heaven?
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@BlazedDonuts: The Walking Dead reminds you that other people would still be your biggest problem even if most of them died.
@GensPlace: Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on my windscreen which said, 'Parking Fine.' That was nice...
@ahoytheboat: my criminal record is only clean because of how fast i can run with my pants around my ankles.