@LazerPunch: I read that 83% of prison inmates are Christians...should I be concerned with my safety when I'm up in Heaven?
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@Reverend_Scott: [sees friend at the store] "Hi" Hey "Where's your better half?" The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be? Wow, dumb question.
@samalmightysam: I don't like to brag about going to expensive places, but I just went to the gas station.
@Bnowaygirl: I think Titanic is fake because, how do they record it when they are all dieing in the water?