@loudmouth_usa: I read that if you have 2 hangovers a year you are an alcoholic so I'm around 104 alcoholics
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@BuckyIsotope: Did you know we only use 10% of our brains? "Actually that's a myth-" This part is useless *stabs fork in head* See? Now florble arble guh
@ThisCantBRight: I don't condone workplace violence, until someone microwaves fish in the break room.
@vikkaroni: My husband and I are having a serious fight. Do you think I should let him know about it?
@jonnysun: i once saw a pigeon on the subway & it got off at the financial distribct & all i coud think was "cool. that bird makes more money than me"