@cray_at_home_ma: I realize I put this off but how much weight can I lose in 2 hours?
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@amazymay72x: Me: Cleaning the basement. 12yo boy: Let me know if u need help. 13yo girl: Let me know when you're done. Yep...throwing out HER crap.
@rockymomax: [moon landing] ME: the beagle has landed HOUSTON: you mean eagle? ME: (holding the puppy I snuck onboard) nope
@junejuly12: When I see a man with long fingernails, my first thought is wizard My second thought is virgin wizard