@seamussaid: I realize not everyone is cool with Easter egg hunts, but they are vital. They help manage the egg population and keep it at healthy levels
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@LeBearGirdle: God: okay so manatees, no necks on them, like wet potatoes Angel: yes sir, and what shall I do with all the excess necks? God: *smiles and looks over at the giraffe* YOU! Angel: sir pls, he can't possibly have al- God: ALL THE NECKS!
@thenatewolf: Ah, yes, Halloween. The perfect night for me, a man who gets spooked when the commercials are louder than the show. Fantastic.
@sarcasticmommy4: I'm just a mom on winter break, standing in front of my kids' school asking, "HOW BIG OF A CHECK DO I NEED TO WRITE FOR YOU TO RE-OPEN?"