@TurnpikeTony: I really don't get Astrology but I just hope my daughter stays a Virgo until she's at least 18.
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@pleatedjeans: [sees kid crying in grocery store] hey little guy [kneels down to his level] Can you please move you're blocking the Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
@Mikecanrant: Not trying to be racist or ignorant but... seriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike.