@Book_Krazy: I really hate it when I have to go to work because my abundant wealth doesn't exist.
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@Spaziotwat: There are eleven types of people in the world: those that understand Roman numerals, and those that don't
@stephenjmolloy: Newsreader: "And now Tom with the weather." Weatherman: "It's Tim, actually." Newsreader: "Sorry. And now Tom with the tim."
@GabbbarSingh: The only entities which will survive a nuclear holocaust will be the c**kroaches and a book packed by Flipkart.