@Book_Krazy: I really hate it when I have to go to work because my abundant wealth doesn't exist.
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@UnFitz: "If we don't know a word for something, why can't we just make one up?" he remarked confusatorily.
@Fred_Delicious: Waiter, there's a spider in my pie. I thought you had an "award winning chef" *waiter points to MOST CUSTOMERS KILLED BY PIE SPIDERS trophy*
@tiffstevenson: Boyf said I look really pretty when I'm concentrating...I realised its cos I'm quiet! Either way it's the last time I let him watch me poo