@lovemydogduck: I really hate working late. My ride turns into a pumpkin and I always end up losing a shoe.
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@TheCatWhisprer: I love October because it signals the change from eating tacos outside season to eating tacos inside season.
@AndyAsAdjective: Your an idiot. -You're. What? -You're not your. But I said it. I didn't type it. We're talking. -Yeah but I heard the typo. You're an idiot.
@ericsshadow: ME: [sitting in kitchen writing out bills] SON: I lost a tooth. I'm gonna leave it under my pillow tonight. ME: I'd wait until next week.