@lovemydogduck: I really hate working late. My ride turns into a pumpkin and I always end up losing a shoe.
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@gringothespice: Have been woken up with the hangover from hell by the sound of my neighbour's lawn mower. He'll just have to mow around me, I'm not moving.
@caraweinberger: It's crazy how my ex was so upset about losing me that he had to build a life with a new woman.