@zachreinert03: I really hope I don't wake up tomorrow morning. I don't want to die, sometime in the afternoon would be nice, or even the next day
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@GrillinChillin9: Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Mexican food before wine, no 69.
@iAmGolfy: Instead of "Who's your daddy?" I accidentally said "How's your daddy?" and we put our clothes back on and discussed her father's cholesterol
@bobvulfov: hm so saying "oh god" and "oh yes" during sex is acceptable and encouraged but as soon as i say "oh text RESIST to 50409 to support net neutrality" im suddenly ruining the mood??
@mexinonblonde: *jumps on stage and snatches up mic and screams* LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! *gets escorted out of church*