@PressOneForNo: I really hope my 2 year old daughter is this difficult to get into bed when she's 18
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@sirivan: There’s no problem you can’t solve with a great night of dancing. Except for a broken foot. Then you should see a doctor.
@Bluestmoon_: When someone shows you they don't want to be a part of your life, let them go. I'm not saying you can't make a voodoo doll of them, though.
@aka_fatman: Dog Morpheus: Ok, Dog Neo. You take the grey pill, you wake up in your kennel. But if you take the GREY pill - I will show you the Matrix.
@TheTweetOfGod: One Mississippi... two Mississippi... just kidding! One Mississippi is quite enough.