@PressOneForNo: I really hope my 2 year old daughter is this difficult to get into bed when she's 18
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@prufrockluvsong: Player 1: There goes his funny bone. Player 2: *buzz* Don't touch the sides! Surgeon: What are you two doing in here?!
@AComicTragedy: Considering you can be anything you want on the internet, it's amazing how many choose to be stupid.
@urgeekisshowing: Personal trainer: So what's your goal? Me: I wanna look good in pictures that I'm not the one taking
@JohnLyonTweets: And the cat's in the cradle so the baby must be at the pet groomer's, this is a terrible mix-up.