@PressOneForNo: I really hope my 2 year old daughter is this difficult to get into bed when she's 18
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@NotThatKristi: If I was a funeral director, I'd tell everyone "I'll see you later" & then wink, because it's fun to freak people out.
@TheRolo: If I check out your blog, what will you do for me? Love me? Ok fine, but you're telling my mom we're going out.
@CheryeDavis: I always wink at the local Funeral Director, because he will be the last one to see me naked, and I don't want it to be awkward.
@ImSoFrancis: *tornado takes out half of my house* Me: (without looking up from my phone) hey guys is the internet not working for you?