@markydoodoo: I just saw a girl running without headphones and I feel I should call the police. She might be in trouble.
@_youhadonejob1: Best warning sign ever.
@turtledumplin: 8yo: mommy how old are you?
Me: 46
8yo: *blink blink* so you seen a real dinosaur?
@DaddyJew: *sees Earth trending*
*whispering to self* please don't be dead, please don't be dead, please don't be dead
@LurkAtHomeMom: 7: [from bed] MOM!
Me: YES?
7: *mumbling
Me: WHAT?
7: *mumbling
Me: HUH?
7: *mumbling
Me: *pauses movie*
7: WHAT DOES LIGHTNING TASTE LIKE?
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