@qwertying: I really should learn to say "congratulations" instead of "are you keeping it?"
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@Travon: So sad America ranks 25th in the world in math. But at least we're still in the top 10.
@AmishPornStar1: See ya later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. Catch ya mañana, little iguana.
@mrtruthandsoul: The year is 2044. After trillions of dollars and thousands of lives lost, the SpaceX program lands a man on Mars. Mars: I have a boyfriend