@CherBear162: I really want a Popsicle but I'm so not in the mood for Freezer Jenga.
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@PajamaStew: Me to Copilot: Does "d73H" mean anything to you? Copilot: Hmm... No. Why? Me: That nerd down there on the beach seems to think it does.
@WheelTod: [Funeral] Me: "Do you mind if I say a word?" Widow: "Please do" Me *clears throat: "Plethora!" Widow: "Thank you. That means a lot."
@thatUPSdude: Forget "once you go black you never go back" I say "For that special occasion go caucasian"