@CherBear162: I really want a Popsicle but I'm so not in the mood for Freezer Jenga.
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@junejuly12: Regardless of how strange your life can be, at least you're not the h in chameleon.
@thatdutchperson: [Person who spends 20 hours per week in the gym] "The trick is to drink 8 glasses of water a day."
@AaronFullerton: Reading about how much Daniel Craig hates Bond is like The Pope Visiting Kim Davis all over again.