@CherBear162: I really want a Popsicle but I'm so not in the mood for Freezer Jenga.
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@themiltron: PERSON WHO JUST INVENTED WINDOWS: Check it out. PERSON WHO’S ABOUT TO INVENT CURTAINS: I hate it.
@senorwinces: Take a look at trending topics and you'll realize why they have to write "do not eat" on dry silica packets.
@Mike__Lee: My boss asked if I had Facebook and I said sure and gave up the link. Then she asked about twitter. After an awkward silence I said, huh?