@caribbeanaj: I really wanted to remarry the woman I divorced a year ago, but she said I was only after my money.
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@McGrumpenstein: Garfunkel: There's must be 49 ways to leave a lover Simon: I think it's closer to 50 Garfunkel mumbles angrily: ...49 ways to kill your singing partner
@bridger_w: I bet Adam and Eve loved being the first people cuz they didn't have to worry about ghosts
@ThinkingSavage: All I'm saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us but whatever be that way.