@gerryhallcomedy: "I really wish I could squeeze that piano over and over" - guy who invented the accordion
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@TheUrbanSlangs: Drunk - When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
@CauseWereGuys: Lord please give me patience, because if you give me strength I may just beat someone to death.
@ThisOneSayz: 6: I'm done. Me: you didn't even touch your food! 6 pokes food w/finger *without breaking eye contact* The Sass is strong with this one