@AllyBallyBeal: I really would love to see two mimes arguing
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@causticbob: I can't see those guns made on 3D printers catching on. If HP make the cartridges, it will be cheaper to buy an AK-47.
@ibid78: DISPATCH: we have a report of a robbery in progress four blocks from your current location HOT AIR BALLOON COP: I'll be there in 80 days
@seancoleran: Girlfriend: Why is this broom broken? Did you draw a lightning bolt on the cat? Are you writing with a feather? Me: Muggles....