@AllyBallyBeal: I really would love to see two mimes arguing
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@Robert_Beau: Voting was a lot more fun in the days when you got 4 snapshots for a dollar in the booth.
@TheBoydP: Protip: If a party guest says "I don't dance" what he's really telling you is "make my drinks stronger please".
@Tups13: The stoners surround me very, very slowly. Three of them are eating cereal. "Look guys," I explain. "When I said I had a pot belly..."