@AllyBallyBeal: I really would love to see two mimes arguing
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: The only time a man has ever asked me "do you have a sister?" was just to make sure he avoided dating her too.
@iamspacegirl: Geppetto: I wish you were a real boy Pinocchio *begins to sing & dance around* Geppetto: yay! [3 hrs later] Geppetto: This was a mistake
@IamEnidColeslaw: I tell people my parents are divorced, but technically we lost my mom in a corn maze