@kenwhacksit: I received a call from a charity asking me to donate clothes for starving people. Anyone who can fit into my clothes isn't starving!
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@KKBowls: Don't hand out condoms to high school students. Take away their deodorant and toothbrush. That'll cut down teen pregnancy
@GavinProbably: How did Hitler tie his shoes? In knotsies. (The unfollow button is only a click away)
@funflaps: YOU: Your guess is as good as mine ME: Is it a dolphin wearing a banana hammock? YOU: Ok maybe your guess isn't as good as mine