@FinnMcIver: I recently bought one of those Dutch ovens, but everything I cook ends up tasting like farts.
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@Try2StopME: I had a pretty confused childhood because I thought obituaries are actually advertisements selling dead people.
@hurlarious: I wonder if all the other popcorn kernels in the bag freak out when the first kernel pops
@tigersgoroooar: Yesterday CNN reported that "sitting will kill you, even if you exercise" and I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but living will kill you.