@joshgondelman: I refused to ask a guy with a Blackberry what time it was because he doesn't even know what year it is.
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@KKAlThani: Cop: you're under arrest Me: no you are *cop arrests me* Me: fine but next time it's my turn
@ReeseButCallMeV: This lady in Walgreens is staring at me like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant and then put it back on the shelf.
@mattZillaaaa: I was really upset today but then a friend said "don't be upset" so now I'm not upset anymore
@_davidlucas_: If your human doesn't feed you immediately, run in front of their feet and trip them up. ~Cats, apparently.