@joshgondelman: I refused to ask a guy with a Blackberry what time it was because he doesn't even know what year it is.
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@KentWGraham: Just listed my wife as my emergency contact and added the note “please text, she doesn’t answer calls.”
@3sunzzz: M: Yes, I'm here for the complimentary wine tasting. Priest: Ma'am, this is a church service. M: Oh, no worries. I can wait.
@isabelzawtun: *a movie that's 100% studio logo animations but the audience doesn't even notice until 30 minutes in*