@ryan_rachryan80: I regret to inform you that I've had better lays from a bag of chips.
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@sarcasticmommy4: Took my kids out to dinner & was quickly reminded why I never take them out to dinner.
@Reverend_Scott: The year 2077. Due to the dog filter, face swap, and distortion filters, senior citizens have no idea what they really looked like as teens.
@icrushedmyhalo: Boss: Lunch meeting, let's go. Me: Do I have to? Boss: Free food and unlimited alcohol. Me: *moonwalks to the car*
@TheTweetOfGod: The question is not "Why is Instagram not working?", but "Why does the world need another picture of you?" #instagramnotworking