@jameshamblin: I suppose in many ways we are all on our fifth attempt to open a dinosaur amusement park.

@mishakey: Going to meet my daughter's kindergarten teacher tonight. Her name is Miss Cox. Not sure I'm mature enough for this situation.

@PakuluPapito1: *gets pulled over* Officer: how high are u Me: no officer, it's hi, how are u

@WheelTod: "You can hide but you can't run," -- Mama tortoise giving the lowdown to her kids

@Brampersandon_: RANGER: Remember, don't feed the bears ME (being attacked by a grizzly): OH GOD HE'S RIPPING ME APART! RANGER: What did I just say!?