@jameshamblin: I suppose in many ways we are all on our fifth attempt to open a dinosaur amusement park.
@mishakey: Going to meet my daughter's kindergarten teacher tonight. Her name is Miss Cox. Not sure I'm mature enough for this situation.
@PakuluPapito1: *gets pulled over*
Officer: how high are u
Me: no officer, it's hi, how are u
@WheelTod: "You can hide but you can't run,"
-- Mama tortoise giving the lowdown to her kids
@Brampersandon_: RANGER: Remember, don't feed the bears
ME (being attacked by a grizzly): OH GOD HE'S RIPPING ME APART!
RANGER: What did I just say!?
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