@wickedblondeone: I just found a quarter in the vending machine, if anyone is looking for a sugar mama.
@JustDontBugMe: Like my priest always says, "Your confessions are the reason I drink."
@rickolantern: Just finished the first chapter of this novel. Tons of characters with the same name and really hard to follow.
Sir, that's a phone book.
@Prero22: Person: It's not rocket science.
Rocket science [wipes forehead and exhales] : Whew! Nearly got caught there.
@_NinJar: G: Grandma (completely safe watch with grandma)
PG: Partial Grandma (slightly awkward)
PG13: 13 or more cusses (very awkward)
R: NO grandmas
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