@funnybeachgirl: I remember 9 months before I was born, I went to a party with dad and left with mom.
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@Vodkantots: Americans keep saying they want to move to Canada. As if Canada were even a real place.
@ASpiker: I worry about people who write "taken" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them and why aren't we helping to find them?
@buhsbaby_baby: [before sex] Just so you know.. I can only be on top cause' I'm not gonna take my backpack off
@hipchkk: If the majority of twitter's trending topics are any indication of the state of humanity thus far, we clearly need an asteroid intervention.