@JosesLovesYou: I remember back in the day when you had to roll up a tiny scroll and give it to a falcon to tweet
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@MrNickNo: That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent".
@TrueTorontoGirl: Cop: Do you have any drugs in the car? Me: Absolutely not. Trust me, I've looked.
@TheToddWilliams: [chef interview] BOSS: Are you familiar with kitchen jargon ME: Yeah, that means you're missing a jar