@SoAnyway1: I remember the first time I saw my girlfriend, her hair was blowing in the wind, but she was too proud to run after it.
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@elle91: My Internet was out for a while so I went downstairs to talk to my mom. She seems nice.
@slyoung5: Irritating friend: I passed your house yesterday. Me: Thanks. I really appreciate that.
@mylifesuckers: Husband: Let's talk about it when we're not tired and cranky. Me: So, in like 18 years?