@UnFitz: I remember when it was called "drinking a glass of water" instead of "hydrating."
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@Hella_Rad: sometimes i cry when i chop vegetables other than onions, just so the onions don't think they're ugly or something
@Reel2Dialog2: Dear woman I saw jog down a busy street, run into a liquor store, buy two bottles of wine, and then jog back home, Come back to me.
@AGreaterMonster: My mom sent me a two paragraph email to inform me that she had called customer service and received $17 off her flight to see me.
@DothTheDoth: As your goth healthcare provider I urge you to drink water. There is nothing more attractive or intimidating than a hydrated goth.