@CountMackula: I remember when people just wanted to date someone with personality..but noOoo, now everyone's gotta have multiple.
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@StrawburyDelite: Damn Shakira is doing Activia commercials too now. With all that belly dancing, you'd think she'd be able to shit. Who knew.
@FredPollack: Flirting is a way of life, the moment you stop is when you're dead ... then your spouse cleans the gun and places it in your hand.
@junejuly12: When I see a man with long fingernails, my first thought is wizard My second thought is virgin wizard
@Bagyants: All police should quit, just to teach us a lesson. We'll beg them to beat and gas us, but they'll be like nope, you didn't appreciate it