@2tickytacky: I remember when "Something's eating up data." meant that guy from Star Trek was deeply troubled.
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@Leemanish: Got a couple of real nice piles of dog shit on your lawn there. Sure would be a shame if something was to... you know, "happen" to them.
@DaddyJew: My dog asked what it was like to be human, so I told him that talking was a good start.
@slimmy_shady: My tongue was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records until the damn librarian kicked me out.