@2tickytacky: I remember when "Something's eating up data." meant that guy from Star Trek was deeply troubled.
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@moose_chocolate: "Carrie" is my favourite movie about how religious faith leads to supernatural mass murder.
@chimneyspotter: What do we want? FLEXIBLE WORK SCHEDULES THAT ACCOMMODATE FAMILY LIFE! When do we want it? [Unintelligible yelling of different dates]
@TheMichaelRock: [inventor of public restrooms] What if people were close enough to hold hands while they poop?
@Darlainky: Dear Santa, Please send gift cards. Your taste has gotten significantly worse in recent years.