@bingowings14: I removed Sean Connery's limbs & replaced them with Daniel Craig's arms & Pierce Brosnan's legs. They formed an unlikely Bond.
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@ThisOneSayz: Me: I found some sunglasses. Got any wallets? Lost&Found: this isn't an exchange Me: *pulls sunglasses back* LF: security! Me: *runs*
@cheeky__gal: A poltergeist was moving furniture around the house, and I really love what he's done with the place.
@jazmasta: [Chumbawumba concert] 🎶 I get knocked down, but I get up again.. 🎶 [whack-a-mole just goin nuts in the crowd] "Aw hell yeah!"