@Darlainky: I replaced the spare tire in my car with a box of wine. I've no idea how to change a tire, & I bet I'll need a drink as I wait for a ride.
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@vexroid: I may not be book smart or street smart and I may not have much common sense and I'm really not sure where I was going with this.
@StrugglesBGbb: My mom told me today that she is surprised I don't have a cat. I told her I was surprised she has a husband.
@Lexactly: Nothing makes a friendship more awkward than saying "Cute doggie" and realizing it's their kid
@Reverend_Scott: [landlord walks in apartment] "I told you no pets!" That's a stray gerbil. "And those fish??" ...stray fish. SHOO FISH, SCRAM