@OhNoSheTwitnt: I reply to "Happy New Year" with "not if I have anything to do with it."
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@galvinchow: PASSWORD EVER, USERNAME GREATEST *username/password must each contain at least one numeric character* PASSWORD 9EVER, USERNAME GREATEST6
@HollyHeals: Dressing up as the grim reaper while at work in the ER is not amusing says HR. So uptight.
@SCbchbum: One of the most effective forms of birth control is assembling furniture together as a couple.
@BridgetPhetasy: In Hell, all of your Google searches post directly to your social media accounts.