@OhNoSheTwitnt: I reply to "Happy New Year" with "not if I have anything to do with it."
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@tillygirl3: All the Pringle ladies All the Pringle ladies All the Pringle ladies All the Pringle ladies Get their hands stuck
@AristotlesNZ: Movies are so unrealistic. This guy's using his computer to access an alien ship & not once has it asked if he wants to upgrade his Adobe.
@shegotagronk: Don't cry because it's over, smile because you were able to steal 12 of his hoodies.
@meatlobes: *waits for you to fall asleep* *rolls out from under your bed* *moisturizes your knees and elbows*