@WhaJoTalkinBout: i rescue marijuana from the streets.
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@BadJokeCat: Dear student loan, thank you for saving my life. I can't think how I can ever repay you.
@mattZillaaaa: It's almost that time of night where I drunk text my ex "I have to tell you something" then shut my phone off.
@AndyAsAdjective: people said my days of misquoting famous idioms were over but I'm like a phoenix rising from molasses
@ddsmidt: From now on whenever I order at a restaurant, I’m going to say “whatever is easiest for you.” That way it seems like I’m being really nice and I don’t have to make a decision.