@weinerdog4life: I rescued a seagull, taught it karate and named it Steven, so what?
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@Try2StopME: Hey, girl at the gym that keeps moving to the opposite corner every time I get on the machine next to you, yes, I feel the chemistry too.
@mejustbeth: Tried to be sly and shove the whole cookie in my mouth without him seeing me. Then he turned around and asked me a question.
@JasonLastname: First rule of robbing banks is you have to shout, "THIS IS A ROBBERY!" Otherwise they might think it's a baptism.
@_iamalik: The purpose of Terrorism is to scare and make people feel unsafe, which is something it has in common with Cable News.