@weinerdog4life: I rescued a seagull, taught it karate and named it Steven, so what?
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@virtualhippie: Being high in front of your parents is like trying to do your best impression of yourself.
@WilliamRodgers: I played Dodgeball... I got Bullied.... I ate Gluten... I didn't get Participation Trophies... I turned out fine... So will your kid...
@lecalabara: This dude forgot to put tomatoes on my sandwich. Thanks, "artist". Now I have nothing to pick off.