@RorynotRoy: I respect how the Hamburglar was like, "Hey, I know I'm at rock bottom here, but I'm going to be professional about it and wear a tie."
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@Douchekevin: Girlfriend told me she wants me to pull her hair , but apparently not while she's driving. Girls are weird.
@DannyMcH2O: Some homophobic guys are scared that a dude might hit on 'em. If a chick wouldn't hit on you, neither would a dude. Ugliness is universal.
@bornmiserable: if you love someone, set them free; now you don't have to buy anything for Valentine's Day
@ObscureGent: Everyone wants to be a Viking until you set them out to sea on a boat that's on fire.