@canadian_jane: I respect strippers because its really hard to dance by yourself and not look stupid.
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@Tmoney68: "If you gaze long into a bisque, the bisque also gazes into you." - Philosophical soup kitchen chef
@djdarrellripley: When I die I don't want a big funeral. I'd just like a few of my close friends to get together and try to bring me back to life...
@walruslifestyle: you cannot glue a tomato back together with tomato paste believe me I've tried
@ch000ch: this guy with binoculars has been watching me watch him with binoculars and i don't know who's winning