@canadian_jane: I respect strippers because its really hard to dance by yourself and not look stupid.
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@EBenita0517: You didn't question the free nachos or the ride in the van. But now that I've got a knife to your throat you're all "why, why?"
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Am I original? -Yeaaah. Am I the only one? -Yeaaah. Do you wanna build a snowman? -Go away, Anna. Ok byyyyye.
@counterfeitingl: When my large dog wants to sit beside me but my other slightly less large dog already is, he just sits on top of him