@robdelaney: I #respectfully #trot when you let me cross the street in front of you. I salute the #power of the automobile.
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@SteveSuckington: *bursts out of stable on a chihuahua* "Wait, if you're here then that means" *cut to a horse peeking it's head out of Paris Hiltons purse*
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Fun Fact: For the cost of a dozen red roses, you could also get a dozen beers and a dozen wings at happy hour. Prob even pay for parking too
@SwedishCanary: Based on the amount of laundry I did today I have to assume there are people living in this house I haven't met yet.