@Donna_McCoy: I reward people who go looking for dust in my house with the satisfaction of finding some.
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@WigCannon: "Can I see your ID?" Sure, it's... *lowers sunglasses* *raises them* *lowers them again* "What are you doing?" I don't know.
@ThePocketJustin: Police:Is there anything you can tell us about your attacker. Me:He was much better at fighting than me. Police:Ok is there anything else?
@junejuly12: With sufficient velocity, any object can be an effective weapon. Unfortunately this kitten is not cooperating.
@torrami: Nine months from now we'll have an adorable, pooping reminder of The Night the Internet Wasn't Working.