@MrGeorgeWallace: I run a gambling ring where we throw humidifiers and dehumidifiers into a pit and let 'em fight that shit out.
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@theSolemnBard: DOCTOR: The tests have come back, and it's bad news. ME: What is it, doc? DOCTOR: I'm afraid you have loopus. ME: Oh no! Is there a treatment? DOCTOR: The tests have come back, and it's bad news. ME: What is it, doc?
@GodDammitDanny: To the guy who just followed me with "Conservative, God-loving, pro-life" in his bio... are you sure you want to do this?
@truegritrumble: My mother wanted grandchildren, so I changed the ring on her phone to the ice cream truck song so she can attract one.