@distracted_monk: I said I was a man with a plan. I said nothing about it being a good plan.
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@lcwf70: You said imagine my life without you... So I closed my eyes & am on a beach with a man who knows how to change a toilet paper roll.
@notalogin: [Interview] CEO: Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm? GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:
@RidiculousSheri: The restaurant scene from When Harry Met Sally, but just me getting a pat down from airport security.