@freebirdy31: I said I was sorry three times looking in the mirror and now I'm in Canada
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@WilliamAder: Co-worker playfully snapped my suspenders and now everyone in the office knows my safe word.
@AtticusFinch79: [marriage counseling] Ginny- He always hides from our problems. Therapist- Is this true? Harry- *puts on invisibility cloak* No.
@iamfase: The greatest trick Facebook ever pulled was to convince the world we actually want to keep in touch with people we went to school with.