@freebirdy31: I said I was sorry three times looking in the mirror and now I'm in Canada
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@hazelmotes1: If my son's science project is to see how annoying he can be before I kill him then he's almost done.
@_Kim_Jongun: I'm not a god. I'm a regular guy who just happens to be immortal and perfect in every way. There's a difference.
@briangaar: Son your teacher called, she said you wrote "AQUAMAN RULZ" all over your math test. [sigh] First of all, Aquaman doesnt have any good powers
@ElgatoEsmio: If we sneezed Windex instead of spit I bet my neighbors would be cool with me standing at their window.