@shawn_spree: I said I wouldn't go drinking in public again, but here I am waiting for my kids to get out of school.
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@RaisingOneBrow: George W Bush kept us safe just like how abstinence education kept Bristol Palin unpregnant.
@warne888: When you're at someone's house? Normal people: "What a lovely house!" Me: "What's your wifi password?"