@KrazykurtKurt: I said "I'm not going to repeat myself"
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@Annoyedworld: I suck my stomach in when ever I weigh myself!nnIt doesn't make me weigh less but at least I can see the numbers!
@amishschool: This guy in my office is a little paranoid and it's making it that much harder to poison him.